3 year contract signed?

Sources out of Olivet have confirmed that the team has unofficially come to an agreement with an unnamed player on a 3 year deal worth to be about 48 million fake dollars. With the draft about 14 hours away, one has to wonder how a deal like this can be done when there's no sure bet that this unnamed player will fall to the team at 1.5

"We do what we want when we want, and we decided it would be easier to just sign this player rather than wait for the draft. We've seen him mash the ball for years and years now and didnt want to chance him going in the top 4! So we took matters into our own hands"


"I can dh for any mlb team and lead the league in home runs, just give me the chance"

That was all the Eagles front office needed to hear, let us introduce our DH for 2011

Jose Canseco!